Wednesday, August 20

random updates, edition 11

For three days in a row, I have killed a spider the size of a dessert plate in my house. Tonight I will be offering up burnt sacrifices, confessing my sin, and letting all the Israelites go.

Would you pray that I find the time, energy and creativity to write my Real Simple essay? I am finding it anything but real simple.

The boys started back to school this week. I'm fiercely determined to pass my "Mom Most Likely to Forget to Bring Lunch, Permission Slips and One of Her Offspring" crown on to someone else this year.

I dreamt about Chipotle tacos last night. This might be the point where I call in professional help.

As I've written this, the number of people who are puking in my household has risen from zero to three. I think I'll go drink some Purell.

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